Jean Claude Van Damme Vs. Steven Seagal: Who Would Win?

In the end, our matchup is not settled by careful analytics or fanciful guesswork. Instead, it's settled by none other than the alpha action man of our heroes' heyday, Sylvester Stallone. In a 2006 interview with Ain't It Cool News, Stallone answered questions from his fans, and a dude called Craig Farkas asked him why there hadn't been a mega-movie featuring all the great 1980s action stars. Stallone, who of course went on to make that fantasy a reality with The Expendables, confirmed Farkas' suspicions that everyone in the scene had pretty bloated egos, which made working together quite impossible at the time.

However, the man behind the Rocky and Rambo franchises then relayed a neat tidbit, telling story about Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. According to Stallone, the year was 1996 or 1997, and he was hosting a wild party with a number of stars in attendance. Two of these people happened to be Van Damme and Seagal, and Van Damme just so happened to be completely and utterly through with Seagal. What happened next was ... pretty amazing, to be honest. 

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